Far out in the northern hemisphere of a tiny unregarded blue planet, in the southeastern coast of what's locally known as the largest continent, lies an unkempt abode. Dwelling in a mussy fussy four-walled chamber is a couch potato whose utter fixation with moving pictures fuels this blog.
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.